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goodnight moon. goodnight Milky Way. goodnight Ursa Major (UMa I dSph). goodnight 24IC 1613 (UGC 662.350[8].

3 hours ago / 30515 notes

I just played a kind of complicated card game with my German Erasmus friends, in German, which I don’t officially’ speak. That was pretty interesting.

And at the end they asked me to count up the points I had won. Mental maths is one thing, mental maths in a foreign language is another, and mental maths in a foreign language I’m not entirely familiar with is yet another D: Thank the good lord for Dutch numbers being fairly similar, and for my knowing more or less where the numbers differ

4 hours ago / 5 notes

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

10 hours ago / 31792 notes
4gifs:

Cat reverts to a restore point. [video]

4gifs:

Cat reverts to a restore point. [video]

17 hours ago / 7592 notes

I actually wrote today

I wrote a lot

On the other hand I didn’t do this thème littéraire translation

But I wrote

1 day ago / 3 notes

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

1 day ago / 638580 notes

lilspoopymeesh:

silensy:

knitmeapony:

suzie-guru:

familiaralien:

xtattooedheart:

birdologist:

I can’t even hear what this dude’s saying but look at how ineffectually angry this bird is.

I’ve had days where I’ve wanted ti shriek like this at people too.
As a side note, I love that barn owls are used to often in art, and considered the most beautiful species, yet they make a noise like Satan’s chalkboard.
Majestic.

So much for owls saying hoot :U

"Are we ready, little one?"

*SCREECH OF MURDEROUS RAGE*

I’ve got nothing but love for folks who call angry, screeching predators ‘little one’.

I feel a great kinship to this owl.

Me in the morning

1 day ago / 52334 notes

sixsteen:

if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower

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1 day ago / 964398 notes

raincium heeft op je bericht gereageerd “So I’m an uncle now, I guess that’s pretty cool :o”

Callum? More like CALL-OOM. Congrats! :)

Jeeee, serieus? *cringe*

Thank you :)

1 day ago / 1 notes

My brother and sister-in-law used to say that when they eventually had kids I should only ever speak to them in French so that he’d grow up bilingual, which is a cool idea but in practice I’m not really going to see him often enough for that to really have an effect :c

In any case, babies!

1 day ago / 8 notes

So I’m an uncle now, I guess that’s pretty cool :o

1 day ago / 8 notes

onegreyscalepalmtree:

monolingual: oh you speak X?? say something in X!!

me in X: it must be so sad to only know one language

monolingual: so beautiful. man, i wish i could speak another language

1 day ago / 395 notes